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April 24 2017

I am both worse and better than you thought.
— Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals Of Sylvia Plath (via finegoodsfinefolk)
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srsfunny:

The Skeleton Of A Sloth

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Story of my life. ^^

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April 20 2017

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Reblogging for the poem at the end.

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magistrate-of-mediocrity:

dr-archeville:

bogleech:

kramergate:

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ghostsnif:

sciencevevo:

agoodcartoon:

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!”
-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking,
as of some entitled dipshit whacking,
whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer,
voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,
“This dude thinks he’s a player,
but I am not a point to score,
he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

Oh my god

holy shit

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freedomjusticewarrior:

yahooentertainment:

lmao😂/smh🙄

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

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maptitude1:

A geologic map of Canada made with rocks from each region

😍

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One thing I like about wikipedia is that it has this news section on the main page and there is always a little picture next to it but the picture is not as you might intuitively think related to the first or the most important piece of news in the list, no! This leads to circumstances like this where there's a list of horrible things happening and next to it you have this picture of a laughing dude.

The fact that he's not laughing because Erdogan won his referendum or because 120 people were killed in a suicide bombing or because other people died for various reasons, but because he just won some golf tournament, is only apparent if you read all the way to the bottom.


[Seen on 2017/04/19]
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April 12 2017

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Square pipe vs hydraulic press

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rumwik:

Have you heard the news?!

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rumwik:

Have you heard the news?!

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citystompers:

Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991)

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